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The Weekly Ass Clown – Larry Ward – Organizer of Gun Appreciation Day

January 15, 2013

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ass clown /as kloun/ n: an abject failure who is simultaneously arrogant, condescending and obnoxious. Synonym: douchebag   January 19, 2013 is the first Gun Appreciation Day, per its organizer – Larry Ward. Mr. Ward has promoted the day, which falls on the same weekend as Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.’s holiday observance, because he […]

The 2012 Ass Clown – Lord Mittens

January 3, 2013

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ass clown /as kloun/ n: an abject failure who is simultaneously arrogant, condescending and obnoxious. Synonym: douchebag The 2012 Ass Clown of the Year is the one and only Lord Mittens, Mitt Romney. From the 47% video, which was precisely the percentage of the American electorate he got to vote for him, to blaming President […]

The Weekly Ass Clown – Gun-Rights Crazy Person Edition

December 18, 2012

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ass clown /as kloun/ n: an abject failure who is simultaneously arrogant, condescending and obnoxious. Synonym: douchebag This very special edition of the Weekly Ass Clown highlights some of the RWNJ gun-rights activists that said absolutely idiotic things in the wake of the Sandy Hook elementary school massacre. These Ass Clowns should be forever banned […]

The Weekly Ass Clown – 38 GOP Senators who voted against ratifying disability treaty

December 9, 2012

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ass clown /as kloun/ n: an abject failure who is simultaneously arrogant, condescending and obnoxious. Synonym: douchebag Earlier this week, the Convention of Rights of Persons with Disabilities, a UN treaty that would ban discrimination against people with disabilities and was modeled after the 1990 Americans with Disabilities Act that George H.W. Bush signed into […]

The Weekly Ass Clown – Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX)

December 1, 2012

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ass clown /as kloun/ n: an abject failure who is simultaneously arrogant, condescending and obnoxious. Synonym: douchebag This Week’s Ass Clown is Bat-Shit Crazy, Right Wing Nut Job (RWNJ), the guy who was just elected to his fifth term from Texas’s 1st Congressional District – the one and only – Louie Gohmert. Earlier this week […]

The Weekly Ass Clown – Rep. Scott DesJarlais (R-Tenn.)

November 24, 2012

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ass clown /as kloun/ n: an abject failure who is simultaneously arrogant, condescending and obnoxious. Synonym: douchebag This Week’s Ass Clown is ardent Pro-lifer, Mr. Family Values, Serial Philanderer, Physician, and Tea Party Republican Congressman from Tennessee’s 4th Congressional District, Scott DesJarlais. According to Ass Clown DesJarlais’s House of Representative biography “Scott ran for office […]

The Weekly Ass Clown – GOP Sen. John McCain

November 16, 2012

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ass clown /as kloun/ n: an abject failure who is simultaneously arrogant, condescending and obnoxious. Synonym: douchebag Media-whore, grumpy old man, Senator ooops-I-crapped-my-pants, Right Wing Nut Job and The Political Equation’s second WEEKLY ASS CLOWN, John McCain has out-dueled the Triathalon Mistress bully who took down the CIA Director and terrified a debt-ridden socialite by […]

Grover Norquist Dick Punch Is Off Limits… Ugh

November 16, 2012

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As the three people who read my blog know, “We the People” is one way the White House is seeking input from the citizenry on important issues facing our country in the form of petitions to the White House’s Web site. There are more than 180 open petitions but the best one, sadly, has been […]

Secession

November 12, 2012

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Right Wing Nut Jobs (RWNJ) are at it again … Secession (text below – courtesy of The Daily Caller) On Nov.7, the day after President Barack Obama was re-elected, the White House’s website received a petition asking the administration to allow Louisiana to secede. If 25,000 people sign the petition by Dec. 7, it will “require […]

The Weekly Ass Clown – Texas GOP Official – Peter Morrison

November 11, 2012

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ass clown /as kloun/ n: an abject failure who is simultaneously arrogant, condescending and obnoxious. Synonym: douchebag   In the first installment of The Weekly Ass Clown we are introduced to Texas GOP official, Peter Morrison. Mr. Morrison called for his state to separate from the United States and the “maggots” who reelected President Barack […]